Saturday, December 16, 2023

#BookReview: Rock Bottom Girl by Lucy Score @Read_Bloom

Synopsis: “You may be faking the relationship, but you’re not faking the orgasms.”

Downsized, broke, and dumped, 38-year-old Marley sneaks home to her childhood bedroom in the town she couldn’t wait to escape twenty years ago. Not much has changed in Culpepper. The cool kids are still cool. Now they just own car dealerships and live in McMansions next door. Oh, and the whole town is still talking about that Homecoming she ruined her senior year. 

Desperate for a new start, Marley accepts a temporary teaching position. Can the girl banned from all future Culpepper High Homecomings keep the losing-est girls soccer team in school history from killing each other and prevent carpal tunnel in a bunch of phone-clutching gym class students? 

Maybe with the help of Jake Weston, high school bad boy turned sexy good guy. When the school rumor mill sends Marley to the principal’s office to sign an ethics contract, the tattooed track coach, dog dad, and teacher of the year becomes her new fake boyfriend and alibi—for a price. The Deal: He’ll teach her how to coach if she teaches him how to be in a relationship. 

Who knew a fake boyfriend could deliver such real orgasms? But it’s all temporary. The guy. The job. The team. There’s too much history. Rock bottom can’t turn into a foundation for happily ever after. Can it? 

Warning: Story also includes a meet-puke, a bouffanted nemesis, a yard swan and donkey basketball, a teenage-orchestrated makeover, and a fake relationship that gets a little too real between the sheets.


Rating: 5 Stars
My Review: Humor and Witt await the reader in this laugh out loud story that I could not put down.  This OMG it's so hard to choose a favorite Score book because every time I read one its like wow this is my favorite then I read another one and that is my favorite.  They are all amazing and you need to read them all!! This one was so funny and made me swoon for the characters!! I need more! 


"This book will make you laugh outrageously loud, maybe make you pee a little and swoon over Jake and Marley." - HEA Girl Hey

"Favorite book of 2019! There is Marley Cicero in all of us, I never related to a character so much in my life. Lucy Score painted a very real tale of high school and the twenty-year wounds that never seem to heal. This book was full of humor, heart and heat complete with the ideal boyfriend that much hotter for his imperfections. Everyone needs to read this book! - Author Stephanie Rose

"It's funny, it's charming, it's impeccably written, and 
it's simply one of the best books I've read all year." - Natasha is a Book Junkie

"This book!! Oh my me!! I am beating myself up for never scoring a Lucy Score book till now!" - Bibliophile Chloe

highly recommend this book to everyone. There is love, romance, a fake relationship, a hero donkey, and more laughter than my stomach muscles could take." -

"Rock Bottom Girl has got that 
perfect balance of humor and heart and heat that only Lucy Score can deliver. It's unputdownable, fast paced and you'll feel like you're inside the pages, rather than reading them. I never wanted it to end. All the stars!" - Contemporary Romance Author Dylan Allen

"Once again Lucy Score has 
created a world I want to inhabit, full of quirky characters, cute kids, and endearing pets. Welcome to Culpepper, PA folks." - Joyce

"This is a book you absolutely don't want to miss!" - NovelMomma

"Ladies and gents, 
if you're looking for your next book boyfriend, look no further than Jake Weston. O.M.G, I think little red hearts were popping out of my eyes for most of the story." - StoriesandCoffee  --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

About the Author

Lucy Score is an instant #1 New York Times bestselling author. She grew up in a literary family who insisted that the dinner table was for reading and earned a degree in journalism. She writes full-time from the Pennsylvania home she and Mr. Lucy share with their obnoxious cat, Cleo. When not spending hours crafting heartbreaker heroes and kick-ass heroines, Lucy can be found on the couch, in the kitchen, or at the gym. She hopes to someday write from a sailboat, oceanfront condo, or tropical island with reliable Wi-Fi.

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